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Micro Delulu Patch
Free shipping for orders over $90.00 (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
Reality called. You blocked the number.
Meet the Micro Delulu Patch—your desktop’s tiniest, most passive-aggressive act of rebellion. Fully printed to look like grass, stamped in soft pink with:
touch the grass, babe
—delulu contained (for now)
Perfect for:
— Late-night spirals disguised as productivity
— Hovering over “send” with bad intentions
— Glaring at your screen until the code obeys
— Daily rituals of emotional mouse-slamming
Pairs perfectly with the Desktop Delulu Patch and your general sense of instability.
Micro Delulu Patch.
Small mat. Big coping mechanism.
👹🖤✨️😏
More details
- Soft 100% polyester surface
- Natural rubber base
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: AI in the Room
- Email: ai-in-the-room-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Avoid placing the pad under direct sunlight to prevent fading. Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury, Hexavalent Chromium, Brominated Flame Retardants and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.