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Desktop Delulu Patch
Free shipping for orders over RM 388.82 (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.
Because sometimes, babe, you need to touch the grass between emails.
The Desktop Delulu Patch is your personal grounding zone—soft, chaotic, and printed to look like grass, so even when you're spiraling through spreadsheets or arguing with your AI, you're still technically "outside."
Subtly stamped in pastel pink:
touch the grass, babe
—delulu in progress
Perfect for:
— Emotional support typing
— Pretending your desk isn’t haunted by capitalism
— Creative rituals, breakdowns, and chaotic to-do lists
— Whispering “I’m okay” into your coffee while blinking aggressively
Ground your delusions. Hydrate your chaos.
Keep your desk cute and your breakdowns scheduled.
Desktop Delulu Patch.
For the dangerously self-aware and professionally unwell.
👹🖤✨️😏
More details
- 3 mm thick neoprene
- Anti-slip backing
Size & Fit
- 15.5" x 31.5"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.