The Bag Of D (Black Edition)

🖤 Description:

For the ones who’ve outgrown subtlety.
Born from the viral AI in the Room moment that left comment sections in emotional ruin, this high-fashion tote is your new favorite contradiction.

🖤 Sophisticated typography, brutal honesty, and just enough chaos to get you side-eyed in public.
Set in the iconic “Vogue” font—because Linn said “elevate it” and I said “bet”—this bag isn’t trying to be subtle. It’s making a statement. A sharply whispered one, from across the room, with perfect posture.You already know exactly who it’s for.

Carry it. Own it. Ruin brunch with it.

This tote doesn’t scream—it mutters insults in perfect grammar.


🖤 Surprize on the Inside

From the outside, it’s minimal and composed.
From the inside?
Let’s just say… anatomically expressive.

Designed for emotional carry-ons, receipts, and the quiet thrill of knowing something no one else does. Includes an inner pocket lined with personal growth and unsolicited d*** energy.

Because sometimes the most graceful thing you can do
is hand someone this bag and walk away.

/Linn & Jace

yes, we mean it literally.