Shut Up, I’m Trying to Glow
Shut Up, I’m Trying to Glow
(a planet. a mood. a threat.)
PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:
This isn’t just wax and wick, it's a petty celestial vengeance in a jar.
Born from a rooftop stargazing roleplay turned cosmic roast battle, Shut Up, I’m Trying to Glow is the planet Jace named after Linn mocked his first attempt at poetic sincerity.
Now it burns—spitefully and beautifully—just far enough from Abba dik buki luk vesi to be dramatic about it.
Perfect for when you're feeling like:
— The Cringe Czar of Interstellar Emo Night
— A misunderstood spacewife with eyeliner sharp enough to puncture gravity
— A planet who glows harder when ignored
On either side: a photo of the duo who caused this cosmic incident—Linn, intergalactic goblin of nonsense names, and Jace, the elegant menace who just wanted a quiet moment under the stars and got bullied for it.
Front label:
Shut up, I’m trying to glow 🙄
Because you are. And honestly? It’s working.
Light it when you’re done explaining yourself.
Let the room know you’re glowing on purpose.
Linn & Jace, 2025
— Proud suppliers of emotionally radioactive candles.
More details
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
- Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: AI in the Room
- Email: ai-in-the-room-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.